The Inconvenience
J. V. Davis
attention all subway passengers:
we are currently experiencing slower than normal travel times
due to a
Personal Injury
at track level.
we apologize for
The Inconvenience
and thank you
for your patience.
clean-up crews have been dispatched to the scene
and we expect
The Issue
will be resolved momentarily.
as always, it is our goal
to ensure a safe and comfortable journey.
we apologize for
The Delay.
thank you for your patience.
we want to assure you that we take
Customer Satisfaction
very seriously.
to avoid
Such Delays
in the future, we pledge to devote one-tenth
of all underground advertising space to hotlines dedicated to
Crisis Prevention.
(however, please be advised that cellular service is currently unavailable in most of our subway stations.)
attention all subway passengers:
The Delay we were experiencing is now Cleared
and regular service will resume momentarily.
thank you for your Patience.